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UPCOMING SPECIAL EVENTS

HOLIDAY HUMBUG

Celebrants are seeded in reverse by submitted best times, so all have a fair shot at the finish: slower folks start first and fastest lastest. A 5K-ish course from Red's Beer Garden with few turns, couple of lil' hills, and one or two terrain samples to give it some Snack Club terroir.

Your entry: a gift, sincere or salacious, winsome or whimsical, wrapped as mundane or majestically as you'd like.
Something you yourself would beam to receive, not a last-minute cast-off ($20 suggested limit). Finishers pick from the pile in order of finish. Non-runners, hangers-on, well-wishers also are welcome: they'll just pick last from the pile's dregs.

Submit your top two times (5k to marathon) through the form below, and race director Erin "The Algorithm" Sanders will seed you.
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SIGN UP & SUBMIT YOUR TIME
Noon - Check-in and pre-race socializin'
12:50 p.m. - Commence race line-up
1 p.m. - Race launch begins
2:30 p.m. - Gift reveals & revels

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